First My Mother Was Spanish. Then She

I Was A Late Starter On The Romantic Front. I Didn't Start Dating Until I Was In My 30s.

I've Learnt That If I Tell Myself I'm Not Allowed Something, I Binge On It Later. So If I Want Chocolate, I Have Chocolate. If I Want Biscuits, I Have Biscuits. I Love Cake. I Just Love Cake.

Step By Step, The Road Is Long, But At The End You Can Touch A Star.

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But I'm Damn Well Gonna Do It!

A Pat On The Back Is Six Inches Away From A Kick Up The Ass.