I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But

I Have Got One Of Those Faces That Change Every Day: You Can Dress Me Up, Make Me Look Vampy And Then Make Me Look 12 Years Old. But Don't All Women Do This Thing? We All Take On These Roles.

I Have The Most Ridiculous Tv Crush On Michael Mcintyre. I Fell In Love Watching Him On 'britain's Got Talent'.

First My Mother Was Spanish. Then She Became A Jehovahs Witness.

In School Nativity Plays I Was Always The Bloody Little Donkey, I Was Never Mary.

I Have Never Sung A Whole Song On My Own Before And I Am Not The Best Dancer In The World, But I Would Rather Try And Fall Than Not Not Try At All.