Fiddling Knobs, Touching Keys, Having Fun With

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

The Problem Is There's A New Group. I'm Talking About This Tiny Slice Of People That Have Gotten Way Too Fired Up About The Trump Thing For The Wrong Reasons. I'm Talking About These People That As Soon As Trump Won, They're Like, We Don't Have To Pretend Like We're Not Racist Anymore. We Don't Have To Pretend Anymore. We Can Be Racist Again. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, No, No. If You're One Of These People, Please Go Back To Pretending.

Do You Realize How Much Better The World Would Be If We All Just Treated Each Other The Same Way Black Dudes Treat Magicians?

Others Fear What The Morrow May Bring. I Am Afraid Of What Happened Yesterday.

Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy Profession.