Fiddling Knobs, Touching Keys, Having Fun With

Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy Profession.

I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

For The Majority Of The Time, I May As Well Have Been Just A Really Tan White Kid. You Know, I May As Well Have Just Been, Like, A Fat Kid.

Do It Under The Influence Yourself! That's What We're Shooting For! Get Drunk And Make Your Dreams Come True.