Fiction Is Life With The Dull Bits

Television Is Simultaneously Blamed, Often By The Same People, For Worsening The World And For Being Powerless To Change It.

Even In Moments Of Tranquility, Murray Walker Sounds Like A Man Whose Trousers Are On Fire.

In The Movies First Impressions Are Everything. Or, To Put It Less Drastically, In The Movies There Are No Later Impressions Without A First Impression, Because You Will Have Stopped Watching. Sometimes A Critic Persuades You To Give An Unpromising-looking Movie A Chance, But The Movie Had Better Convey The Impression Pretty Quickly That The Critic Might Be Right.

You Can Never Get A Woman To Sit Down And Listen To A Drum Solo.

She [marilyn Monroe] Was Good At Being Inarticulately Abstracted For The Same Reason That Midgets Are Good At Being Short.