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When I Was Young I Never Believed That Australia Was Anything Else Except Blessed. I Thought It Was A Little Dull When I Was Young, But That Was 'cause I Was A Snob.

Beyoncé And Pathos Are Strangers. Amy Winehouse And Pathos Are Flatmates, And You Should See The Kitchen.

As Far As Talent Goes, Marilyn Monroe Was So Minimally Gifted As To Be Almost Unemployable, And Anyone Who Holds To The Opinion That She Was A Great Natural Comic Identifies Himself Immediately As A Dunce.

The Smartest Move I Ever Made In Showbusiness Was To Start Off Looking Like The Kind Of Wreck I Would End Up As. I Was Already Aged In The Wood.

I've Only Got A Fraction Of The Energy I Once Had, But I Think I Probably Use It Better.