Festivus For The Restivus!

What I Don't Understand Is How Women Can Pour Hot Wax On Their Bodies, Let It Dry, Then Rip Out Every Single Hair By Its Root And Still Be Scared Of Spiders.

I Am So Busy Doing Nothing... That The Idea Of Doing Anything - Which As You Know, Always Leads To Something - Cuts Into The Nothing And Then Forces Me To Have To Drop Everything.

Writer's Block Is A Phony, Made Up, Bs Excuse For Not Doing Your Work.

Dating Is Pressure And Tension. What Is A Date, Really, But A Job Interview That Lasts All Night?

I'm In The Unfortunate Position Of Having To Consider Other People's Feelings