Festivus For The Restivus!

And That's When I Realized, When You're A Kid You Don't Need A Costume, You Are Superman.

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.

I Have A Problem With The Strip That Runs Along The Bottom Of The News Programs. Don't These Idiots Who Run The News Programs Know We Don't Want To Read? That's Why We're Watching Tv.

The Big Advantage Of A Book Is That It's Very Easy To Rewind. Close It And You're Right Back At The Beginning.

People Don't Just Bump Into Each Other And Have Sex. This Isn't Cinemax.