When You Are A Kid, You Need

I Just May Laugh At Different Things Than Most People. I Laugh At Mistakes. I Laugh At How You Recover From Mistakes. I See When People Go Off Their Material And It's Actually Happening In Front Of You And That Kind Of Stuff Excites Me.

I Don't Feel Any Pressure To Be Funny At All. I'm Funny Because I Want To Be Funny. I Could Sit Here And Be Serious For An Hour And You Would Go Away And Make Me Much Funnier Than I Am.

My Soul Is Not Contained Within The Limits Of My Body; My Body Is Contained Within The Limitlessness Of My Soul.

Don't You Just Hate It, When You Are In Bed With Three Beautiful Women, And The Least Attractive One Whispers: Save It For Me!

For The Most Sensitive Among Us The Noise Can Be Too Much.