Fasten Your Seat Belts, It's Going To

People Stood On Their Chairs, Cheering And Waving. And It Was All For Me! Waves Of Love Flooded The Stage And Washed Over Me. I Started To Cry. The Sweetness Of Such A Moment Is Impossible To Describe. One Is Both Lover And Beloved. ... I'd Found The One True, Enduring Romance Of My Life.

I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble To Be Dishonest And Keep Up With Yourself.

Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

May Each Of My Grandsons Know, At An Early Age, What His Life's Ambition Is -- And May He Be Successful In His Pursuit Of That Goal.