I Have Often Seen An Actor Laugh

I May Not Have Been Wearing A Mink Coat, But I Was Traveling With A Dog. That Should Have Made You Think I Was An Actress!

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

To Fulfill A Dream, To Be Allowed To Sweat Over Lonely Labor, To Be Given A Chance To Create, Is The Meat And Potatoes Of Life. The Money Is The Gravy.

It Is My Last Wish To Be Burried Sitting Up.

I Never Said Anything That Was Unprintable. Never Said Anything Just For The Sake Of Being Startling.