Farmers Only Worry During The Growing Season,

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.

Men Are Virtuous Because Women Are; Women Are Virtuous From Necessity.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

There Is No Such Thing As A Convincing Argument, Although Every Man Thinks He Has One.

When I Am Idle And Shiftless, My Affairs Become Confused; When I Work, I Get Results ... Not Great Results, But Enough To Encourage Me.