Faith Is To The Human What Sand

Now A Jew, In The Dictionary, Is One Who Is Descended From The Ancient Tribes Of Judea, Or One Who Is Regarded As Descended From That Tribe. That's What It Says In The Dictionary; But You And I Know What A Jew Is - One Who Killed Our Lord. And Although There Should Be A Statute Of Limitations For That Crime, It Seems That Those Who Neither Have The Actions Nor The Gait Of Christians, Pagan Or Not, Will Bust Us Out, Unrelenting Dues, For Another Deuce.

What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

What You End Up With Is Outrageousness Without The Laugh - Comedy As Electro Shock Therapy.

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.