Faith Gives Me The Ability To Rise

Relationship. R-e-l-a-t-i-o-n-s-h-i-p Means This: Really Exciting Love Affair Turns Into Overwhelming Nightmare. Sobriety Hangs In Peril.

I'm Interested In All Things That Donald Trump Does. I've Known Him Since 1980. He's A Good Man.

Acting Is A Trick Word Invented In The Festival Of Dionysus, Before Christ, In Greece At A Fertility Festival. That's Where Theatre Came From: A Fertility Festival. No Women Were Allowed. All The Men Played All The Parts.

Boy, It's A Tough Planet If You Want It To Be. But A Great Planet If You Let It.

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.