Fairy Tales Have Always Got To Have

When Writing About Oneself, One Must Strive To Be Truthful. Truth Is More Important Than Modesty.

Eschew All Those Beastly Adjectives.

The Bristol Channel Was Always My Guide, And I Was Always Able To Draw An Imaginary Line From My Bed To Our House Over In Wales. It Was A Great Comfort.

Rainbow Drops - Suck Them And You Can Spit In Six Different Colours.

My Dear Young Fellow,' The Old-green-grasshopper Said Gently, 'there Are A Whole Lot Of Things In This World Of Ours You Haven't Started Wondering About Yet.