Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady! Nothing

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.

Oh, Don't The Days Seem Lank And Long When All Goes Right And Nothing Goes Wrong, And Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At!

Is Life A Boon? If So, It Must Befall That Death, Whene'er He Call, Must Call Too Soon.

Poverty Is Obsolete And Hunger Is Abolished

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-general, I've Information Vegetable, Animal, And Mineral, I Know The Kings Of England, And I Quote The Fights Historical, From Marathon To Waterloo, In Order Categorical.