Facts - Behind Them Lies The Whole

I Feel Ghostly Unreal Until I Become Somebody Else Again On The Screen.

I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists - Only Funny When I'm Working.

I Am Here To Fix The Problem With Yer Pheaun.

I Writhe When I See Myself On The Screen. I'm Such A Dreadfully Clumsy Hulking Image. I Say To Myself, "why Doesn't He Get Off? Why Doesn't He Get Off?" I Mean, I Look Like Such An Idiot. Some Fat Awkward Thing Dredged Up From Some Third-rate Drama Company. I Must Stop Thinking About It, Otherwise I Shan't Be Able To Go On Working.

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.