Exercise Is A Dirty Word. Every Time

A Whole Stack Of Memories Never Equal One Little Hope.

If I Stand Here, I Can See The Little Red Haired Girl When She Comes Out Of Her House... Of Course, If She Sees Me Peeking Around This Tree, She'll Think I'm The Dumbest Person In The World... But If I Don't Peek Around The Tree, I'll Never See Her... Which Means I Probably Am The Dumbest Person In The World... Which Explains Why I'm Standing In A Batch Of Poison Oak.

I Never Seem To Know What's Going On... Right From The Very Start, My Life Has Been Strange. I Think I Know What Happened... I Must Have Missed All The Rehearsals.

You Try For A Little Happiness, And What Do You Get? A Few Memories And A Fat Stomach!

The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Bird Doesn't Even Get The Late Worm.