Exercise? A Jew Doesn't Exercise.

Remember - You Can't Beam Through A Force Field. So, Don't Try It.

Everybody Has Their 15 Minutes, And Those 15 Minutes Should Be Spent In A Private Limo And A Private Plane. It's The Ultimate.

Stop And Smell The Garlic! That's All You Have To Do.

Conquest Is Easy. Control Is Not.

The Essence Of Paint Ball Is The Fact That When You Get Hit By A Ball Full Of Paint, It Hurts Just Enough To Say, 'ow, I Gotta Get Out Of The Way,' But Not Enough To Say, 'i Quit.'