Conventional History Completely Ignores Half The Human

Emerson,' I Said, Choosing My Words With Care, 'it Is A Sheer Drop From The Cleft Down To The Base Of The Cliff. If You Are Bent On Breaking Your Arm Or Your Leg Or Your Neck Or All Three, Find A Place Closer To Home So We Won't Have To Carry You Such A Distance.

Now, Mama, Papa, And Sir," Said Ramses, "please Withdraw To The Farthest Corner And Crouch Down With Your Backs Turned. It Is As I Feared; We Will Never Break Through By This Method. The Walls Are Eight Feet Thick. Fortunately I Brought Along A Little Nitroglycerin--" "oh, Good Gad," Shrieked Inspector Cuff.

Exaggeration Is The Cheapest Form Of Humor.

The Only People Who Are Not In Awe Of Emerson's Powerful Voice And Well-nigh Superhuman Strength Are The Members Of His Own Family. He Is Aware Of This, And Often Complains About It; So From Time To Time I Like To Put On A Little Show Of Being Intimidated. 'proceed, My Dear,' I Said Apologetically.

Spring Is Always Cruel, With Its False Promise Of Resurrection.