Everything Is Amazing And Nobody Is Happy

If You Think Everything You've Done Is Great, You're Probably Dumb.

When I Take My Kids Out For Dinner Or Lunch, People Smile At Us.

The Only Time You Should Look In Your Neighbor's Bowl Is To Make Sure That They Have Enough. You Don't Look In Your Neighbor's Bowl To See If You Have As Much As Them.

When I Got Divorced, I Thought 'well, There Goes My Act.'

I Do Have Very Deep, Fond Memories Of My Family In Mexico City, But I Also Remember Feeling Funny For Not Speaking English - I Was Basically An Immigrant. But I Picked Up The Language Fast And Soon I Knew That I Wanted To Be A Writer.