Everything Beeps Now.

It's Legal For Men To Be Floorwalkers And Illegal For Women To Be Streetwalkers.

Sometimes Guys'll Say To You, 'have A Good One'. I Say, 'i Already Have A Good One. Now I'm Looking For A Longer One'.

Whenever You See The Word Cuisine Used Instead Of The Word Food, Be Prepared To Pay An Additional Eighty Percent.

Christian Deodorant: "thou Shalt Not Smell"

Life Is A Zero Sum Game.