Everyone Wants To Write A Book. Very

First Of All, I Wish I Could Grow A Beard.

I Used To Enjoy The Anonymity Of Being A Literary Figure And Occasionally A Public Radio Figure.

Specificity Is The Soul Of Narrative.

It’s Been A Tough Couple Of Years For Condescending Nerds. And If Bookstores Fall, Jon, America Will Be Inundated With A Wandering, Snarky Underclass Of Unemployable Purveyors Of Useless And Arcane Esoterica.

I Am Not An Internet Superstar.