Everyone Smiles With That Invisible Gun To

Demons Are Former Celebrities Who Prey On Their Own Insecurities.

We've Been Speaking English As A Second Language So Long That We've Forgotten It As Our First.

The Old Rule About How A Thing Of Beauty Is A Joy Forever, In My Experience, Even The Most Beauteous Thing Is Only A Joy For About Three Hours, Tops. After That, She'll Want To Tell You All About Her Childhood Traumas. Part Of Meeting These Jail Girls Is It's So Sweet To Look At Your Watch And Know She'll Be Behind Bars In Half An Hour.

Part Of Her Doing Suicide Intervention Is My Caseworker Has To Mix Me Another Gin And Tonic.

Parenthood Is The Opiate Of The Masses.