Everyone Smiles In The Same Language.

The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

I Went To George Washington High School For Six Months Before My 16th Birthday, When I Could Legally Quit. That Was An Even Worse Experience Than The Catholic Schools. I Mean, They Were Still Teaching Fractions. But Mostly, I Played Hooky.

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

If The Cincinnati Reds Were Really The First Major League Baseball Team, Who Did They Play?

I Love It In A Movie When They Throw A Guy Off A Cliff. I Love It Even When It's Not A Movie. No, Especially When It's Not A Movie.