The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third

Most People With Low Self-esteem Have Earned It.

Intelligence Tests Are Biased Toward The Literate.

You Know Who Would Make An Interesting Murder-suicide? Madeline Albright And Yanni.

If Drumsticks Are For Playing Drums, You Would Think That Breadsticks Would Be For Playing Bread, Wouldn't You? "would You Like Some Breadsticks?" "no, Thank You, I Don't Play Bread. I Play Drums. Perhaps I'll Have A Drum Roll."

Catholics Are Against Abortions. Catholics Are Against Homosexuals. But, I Can't Think Of Anyone Who Has Less Abortions Than Homosexuals!