The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third

People Always Tell Me "have A Nice Day." Well What If I Don't Want To? What If I Want To Have A Crappy Day?

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?

The Bloodiest, Most Brutal Wars Fought, All Based On Religious Hatred. Which Is Fine With Me! Any Time A Bunch Of Holy People Want To Go Out And Kill Each Other I'm A Happy Guy!

Have You Noticed When You Wear A Hat For A Long Time It Feels Like It's Not There Anymore? And Then When You Take It Off It Feels Like It's Still There?