Everyone Looks Retarded Once You Set Your

I Tend To Show Everything I Do To My Family, To Check They Won't Be Offended.

As I Searched The Atlas For Somewhere To Run To, Hugh Made A Case For His Old Stomping Grounds. His First Suggestion Was Beirut, Where He Went To Nursery School. His Family Left There In The Midsixties And Moved To The Congo. After That, It Was Ethiopia, And Then Somalia, All Fine Places In His Opinion. 'let's Save Africa And The Middle East For When I Decide To Quit Living,' I Said.

Do I Exaggerate? Boy, Do I, And I'd Do It More If I Could Get Away With It.

What I Really Hated, Of Course, Was My Mind. There Must Have Been An Off Switch Somewhere, But I Was Damned If I Could Find It.

In Paris You're Always Surrounded By French People.