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Do I Exaggerate? Boy, Do I, And I'd Do It More If I Could Get Away With It.
-David Sedaris
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Do I Exaggerate? Boy, Do I, And
David Sedaris
Do I Exaggerate? Boy, Do I, And I'd Do It More If I Could Get Away With It.
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