It Was So Cold In New York

I Saw A Robin Redbreast In Central Park Today, But It Turned Out To Be A Sparrow With An Exit Wound.

The World's Oldest Woman Passed Away At 116. They Keep Dying. I Think That Title May Be Cursed.

It's Two Days Until Tax Time. I Know It's Late, But There Is Still Time To Deduct This Show As A Loss.

My Retirement Plan Was In Place But Bernie Maidoff With My Money.

Hillary Clinton Could Use One Of These Apple Watches. She Could Hook It Up To Her Secret Email Account. If You Want To Contact Hillary, She's At [email protected].