Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven, But

Choices Not Chance Determine Your Destiny.

We Spend Our Lives Dreaming Of The Future, Not Realizing That A Little Of It Slips Away Every Day.

No One Likes Change... But Babies In Diapers.

We Can Choose To Gather To Our Hearts The Thorns Of Disappointment, Failure, Loneliness, And Dismay In Our Present Situation. Or We Can Gather The Flowers Of God's Grace, Boundless Love, Abiding Presence, And Unmatched Joy. I Choose To Gather The Flowers.

Whatever It Is Probably Won't Go Away, So We Might As Well Live And Laugh Through It. When We Double Over Laughing, We're Bending So We Won't Break. If You Think Your Particular Troubles Are Too Heavy And Too Traumatic To Laugh About, Remember That Laughing Is Like Changing A Baby's Diaper. It Doesn't Solve Any Problems Permanently, But It Makes Things More Acceptable For Awhile.