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I'm Told That My Blood Sugar Level Was Twelve Times The Legal Limit - I Was Sweating Honey.

When I Listen To The Radio, I Just Hear So Much Music That Doesn't Even Sound Like People. The Vocals Are All Tuned, And The Drums Are All Fake.

'some Kind Of Monster' Is Such A Nightmare For Any Musician To Watch Because You're Watching A Band Be Honest To Each Other. Not A Good Idea, Man!

The Fact That I'm Virtually Deaf. Any Woman Who's Going To Date A Rock Musician Has To Be Prepared To Repeat Herself Every 10 Seconds. My Wife Asks Me Where We Should Go For Dinner And It Sounds Like The Schoolteacher From Charlie Brown.

I'm So Not Macho. It's Crazy. My Man Cave Is So Not A Man Cave.