How Come Drummers Leave Their Drumsticks On

A Lot Of The Records You Buy, There's Nothing You Can Hold In Your Hand, It's All 1′s And 0′s, This Digital Cloud Floating In The Ether, But With Analog Albums, You Can Hold It In Your Hand.

If You Play A Nickleback Song Backwards You'll Hear Messages From The Devil. Even Worse, If You Play It Forwards You'll Hear Nickleback.

I Never Went To Rock Concerts When I Was A Kid. I Didn't See Any Rock & Roll Bands.

Rock Stars Are Like Sports Stars: If You Snap Your Ankle, You're Done.

We Just Do What We Always Do. We Play Shows And Go Home And Rest And Then Play More Shows.