Everybody Is A Hero In Their Own

I Didn't Get Excited By Weight Loss, And Since I Was Already Happy Being Fat, I Couldn't See The Point Of It All. I'm 6 Ft. And Weigh About 18 St. Or 19 St., But Weighing Myself Is Not Something I Do With Much Pleasure.

I Thought It Must Be Desperate To Be Old. To Wake Up In The Morning And Remember That You Were Ancient - And So Behave That Way. I Thought Old People Were Full Of Aches And Pains And Horrible Illnesses.

I Think I Was Dealt A Good Hand. I Have Happy Genes.

I Have Been Lucky Enough To Travel A Lot, Meet Great People In Many Lands. I Have Liked Almost Everyone I Met Along The Way.

I'm Pleased To Have Outsold Great Writers. But I'm Not Insane - I Realize I Am A Writer People Buy To Take On Vacation.