Everybody In Hollywood Loves Symbolic Gestures.

When I Thought I Was Retired, I Wanted To Travel Around The World And Watch Soccer Games.

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

There's A Game Called Checkout Where There's Grocery Items And It's How Much You Think The Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price Is And We Add Up Your Total, Then Your Total Has To Be Within $2 Of The Regular Total. I Don't Think I Could Ever Win That Game.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.

I Don't Know What People Are Going To Think Of My Stand-up. If You Only Know Me From 'the Price Is Right' And 'the Drew Carey Show,' Then You Might Be A Little Bit Shocked. I'm A Little Dirty And A Little Opinionated But All In Fun.