Everybody In Hollywood Loves Symbolic Gestures.

The Less [government] The Better.

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

Listen, You Don't Know Any Better So I'll Just Tell You. You Can't Try To Save Money By Not Having The Right Beer. You Know, You Can Skip Having Medical Insurance, You Can Buy Everything You Own At A Swap Meet But The Right Beer Is What Makes Living Like This Possible.

I Was In The Band When I Was A Kid, I Played The Trumpet.

I Always Thought I Was Going To Die Before I Was 60.