Everybody Hates A Prodigy, Detests An Old

Great Eagerness In The Pursuit Of Wealth, Pleasure, Or Honor, Cannot Exist Without Sin.

Given A Choice Between A Folly And A Sacrament, One Should Always Choose The Folly—because We Know A Sacrament Will Not Bring Us Closer To God And There’s Always The Chance That A Folly Will.

A Good Portion Of Speaking Will Consist In Knowing How To Lie.

In The Kingdom Of The Blind, The One-eyed Man Is King.

So Our Student Will Flit Like A Busy Bee Through The Entire Garden Of Literature, Light On Every Blossom, Collect A Little Nectar From Each, And Carry It To His Hive.