Time Takes Away The Grief Of Men.

Given A Choice Between A Folly And A Sacrament, One Should Always Choose The Folly—because We Know A Sacrament Will Not Bring Us Closer To God And There’s Always The Chance That A Folly Will.

There Is Nothing I Congratulate Myself On More Heartily Than On Never Having Joined A Sect.

Retain The Wind By Compressing The Belly.

Modern Church Music Is So Constructed That The Congregation Cannot Hear One Distinct Word.

It Is Wisdom In Prosperity, When All Is As Thou Wouldn't Have It, To Fear And Suspect The Worst.