Everybody Has Their Own Way Of Tapping

As A Kid, I Loved Being Loved, And Still Do. Who Doesn't Love Being Loved?

I Really Thought I Wanted To Be A Musical-comedy Star, But I Lived In Phoenix And Didn't Want To Go All The Way To New York And Be That Far Away From Home. So I Thought Maybe I'd Be A Rock 'n' Roll Singer Or An Opera Singer.

On One Side You Have Book Burners, Congressional Wives And Pat Robertson. On The Other Side, You Have Vulgar Comedians, Foul-mouthed Rap Groups And Dennis Hopper—all Your Choices Should Be So Easy.

I Don't Want Someone Coming In And Passing Judgment On My Life.

I Don't Consider Myself A Comic But A Performer. A Comic Tells Bad Jokes.