Every Weird Thing About You Is Beautiful

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

I Pretty Much Just Talk To And About Men The Way Men Talk To And About Women.

I Never Want To Be Pretentious.

I Don't Really Plan What Comes Out Of My Mouth, And That's What Makes Most Of My Lyrics Entertaining.

I Like Vintage A Lot.