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Happiness Is A Myth. It Was Invented To Make Us Buy New Things.

The Most Precious Gift You Can Bring To Your Lover Is Your Suffering.

There Is Nothing So Depressing As Good Advice, And I Will Be Pleased If You Do Not Inflict It Upon Me. Frankly, I Am Shocked At You. You Must Know This, Surely? Some Years Ago I Suffered Such An Offensively Gratuitous Piece Of Good Advice That I Was Depressed For Six Months Afterward. It Was A Very Close Call - I Almost Never Recovered.

The Choice You Make, Between Hating And Forgiving, Can Become The Story Of Your Life.

The Voice, Afghan Matchmakers Say, Is More Than Half Of Love.