Every Time Something Really Bad Happens, People

Modern American Magic, Late 20th Century Magic, Is Tremendously Disrespectful Of The Audience.

This Is Going To Sound Horrible, But I Don't Even Know How Much I Make In A Year. It Must Be, You Know, A Couple Of Million Dollars, A Few Million. I Know It's More Money Than My Dad, A Jail Guard, Made In His Lifetime; More Money Than I'll Ever Need.

Luck Is Statistics Taken Personally.

Mentally Ill People Come From All Belief Systems.

I Love The Idea That Horror And Fear Is A Celebration Of Health And Life.