Every Time I Have A Bikini Wax,

I Eat Whatever I Want. I Like Bread And Cheese And Wine, And That Makes My Life Fun And Enjoyable.

If You Go In In The Morning And Have Had A Rough Night, Dunking Your Face In Ice Water Is Really Good.

My Father Was Really Good At Having Me Stand On My Own Two Feet, Both Financially And Philosophically. His Whole Parenting Philosophy Was To Give My Brother And Me The Skills To Be Grown-ups And The Curiosity To Ask The Right Questions.

Even Actresses That You Really Admire, Like Reese Witherspoon, You Think, 'another Romantic Comedy?' You See Her In Something Like 'walk The Line' And Think, 'god, You're So Great!' And Then You Think, 'why Is She Doing These Stupid Romantic Comedies?' But Of Course, It's For Money And Status.

I've Borne These Two Kids Into A Particularly Strange Circumstance. They Are Going To Have To Fend Off A Lot And Protect Themselves From A Lot Of Projections And Prejudice About Who They Are, Coming From The Family That They Come From.