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Every Time I Have A Bikini Wax, Cameron Diaz Holds Me Down.
-Gwyneth Paltrow
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Every Time I Have A Bikini Wax,
Gwyneth Paltrow
Every Time I Have A Bikini Wax, Cameron Diaz Holds Me Down.
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