My Dad Always Said He Couldn't Remember

Even Actresses That You Really Admire, Like Reese Witherspoon, You Think, 'another Romantic Comedy?' You See Her In Something Like 'walk The Line' And Think, 'god, You're So Great!' And Then You Think, 'why Is She Doing These Stupid Romantic Comedies?' But Of Course, It's For Money And Status.

"just To Have My Kids Be In The Sun Every Day-picking Avocados, Going For A Swim," She Says. "even For Two Years Or Something, And Come Back When They Go To Senior School." Just What Kids Want To Do, Pick Avocados. Also: Senior School?

Every Time I Have A Bikini Wax, Cameron Diaz Holds Me Down.

I Eat Whatever I Want. I Like Bread And Cheese And Wine, And That Makes My Life Fun And Enjoyable.

Our Marriage Is Between Us. If We Decide To Continue Being Together Or Not, It's Our Business.