Every Song That I Play I Wrote

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?

You Can't Put A Load Of Rockstars Up On A Stage And Expect To Wipe Out Global Poverty. That's Ludicrous.

Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years.

I've Always Been Into Guitars. We Want To Put Keyboards On, But Keyboard Players Don't Look Cool Onstage, They Just Keep Their Heads Down. There Has Never Been A Cool Keyboard Player, Apart From Elton John.

When You're The Cash Cow That Lays The Golden Goose Egg, People Are Always Going To Cheer You On, Whatever.