Every Song That I Play I Wrote

Why Is The Rest Of The World So Overcrowded? Nobody Lives In America! We're All Squashed Up On Top Of Each Other In London.

Americans Are Crazy. They Have This Fascination With Throwing Their Shoes On Stage. I've Been To A Lot Of Shows In Me Life, Some Good And Some Bad. But I Was Never Moved To Take Off Me Shoes And Throw It At The Lead Singer.

Anything That's Of Any Use, Famous People Get Hold Of It And Take It For Themselves And It Gets A Bad Rap.

Women Have Nine Months More Experience Than You Do - Nine Months To Prepare For Being A Parent.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.