I Do All The Work So It's

I'll Do One Eventually As Life's Too Short And None Of Us Is Getting Any Younger. I'd Like To Make One While I Still Look Good And Before I Look Like Phil Collins, Which, Eventually, I Will.

You're Asking If I'm Happy? I've Got 87 Million In The Bank, I've Got A Rolls Royce, I've Got 3 Stalkers, I'm About To Go On The Board At Manchester City, I'm Part Of The Greatest Band In The World. Am I Happy With That? No, I'm Not! I Want More!

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?

With Every Song That I Write, I Compare It To The Beatles. The Thing Is, They Only Got There Before Me. If I'd Been Born At The Same Time As John Lennon, I'd Have Been Up There.

Rock Stardom Will Die Because Nobody Will Make Enough Money Any More To Be Rock Stars.