I Do All The Work So It's

They Should Be Shot. (on The Backstreet Boys)

You Can't Afford To Think About What Might Have Been. You Just Be Aware Of What Is.

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?

What's Problematic About Playing Stadiums And Driving Around In Private Jets And Drinking Champagne At 8 O'clock In The Morning? What's Wrong With That? I Haven't Got A Problem With That. I Can't Fathom Why People Would.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.