Every Poker Player Is Smarter Than Me.

I'm Always Fascinated By The Use Of The First-person Plural Talking About Sports.

In My Private Life, I'm Not Around Any Drugs Or Alcohol.

We Knew That We Were Kind Of Odd And Creeps, And We Wanted To Do Odd, Creepy Stuff For People Who Wanted To See That.

My Whole Family Is Missing That Sports Gene. I Hope I Didn't Screw That Up By Marrying A Great Golfer.

Magic Is The Special Olympics Of Entertainment.