Every Movie I've Been In Has Ended

I've Always Believed That Service To Others Is Rent We Pay For Our Time On This Planet.

Every Movie I've Been In Has Ended Up On Television.

Its Not Age As Much As The Experiences I Have Had.

But My Longevity Is Due To My Good Timing.

Someone Said To Me, "hey, What's It Like Kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I Said, "it's Like Kissing Hitler. What Are You Doing Asking Me Such A Stupid Question?"