Every Man Is A King So Long

When You Think That Most Of Us Are Doomed By Divine Grace To Roast In Hell, To Say Nothing Of Mortgages And Hail And Bad Crops And Extravagant Womenfolks, 'tain't Any Laughing Matter!

Curiously, Neither God Nor The Devil May Wear Modern Dress, But Must Retain Grecian Vestments.

In Fact, The Whole Thing About Prohibition Is This: It Isn't The Initial Cost, It's The Humidity.

Writers Have A Rare Power Not Given To Anyone Else: We Can Bore People Long After We Are Dead.

The Maker Of The Universe With Stars A Hundred Thousand Light-years Apart Was Interested, Furious, And Very Personal About It If A Small Boy Played Baseball On Sunday Afternoon.