Every Improvement In Communication Makes The Bore

We Do Not Mind Our Not Arriving Anywhere Nearly So Much As Our Not Having Any Company On The Way.

Persecution Was At Least A Sign Of Personal Interest.

One Learns Little More About A Man From The Feats Of His Literary Memory Than From The Feats Of His Alimentary Canal.

As Crowds Increase We Build Our Forts Of Inattention, And The More We Talk The Easier It Is To Mean Little And Listen Not At All.

Men Will Confess To Treason, Murder, Arson, False Teeth, Or A Wig. How Many Of Them Will Own Up To A Lack Of Humor?