Every Generation Wants To Be The Last.

The One You Love And The One Who Loves You Are Never, Ever The Same Person.

You Know How Both Life And Porno Movies End. The Only Difference Is Life Starts With The Orgasm.

I Can Become Someone Else, Not Out Of Pressure And Desperation, But Merely Because A New Life Sounds Fun Or Interesting Or Joyful.

Daytime Television, You Can Tell Who’s Watching By The Three Kinds Of Commercials. Either It’s Clinics For Drying Out Drunks. Or It’s Law Firms Who Want To Settle Injury Suits. Or It’s Schools Offering Mail-order Vocational Degrees To Make You A Bookkeeper. A Private Detective. Or A Locksmith. If You’re Watching Daytime Television, This Is Your New Demographic. You’re A Drunk. Or A Cripple. Or An Idiot.

Because Nothing Is As Perfect As You Can Imagine It.