Every Day I Wrote In My Journal:

My Work Is My Work. I Take My Work Seriously But I Don't Take Myself Too Seriously.

I Have To Say, I'm Really Not That Attractive. Until I Met My Husband, I Could Not Get A Date.

The Supreme Court Is Expected To Rule This Week Whether Banning Cross Burning By Groups Like The Klu Klux Klan Violates The First Amendment. The Outcome Could Affect The Entertainment At Trent Lott's Christmas Party.

If You Want To Make An Audience Laugh, You Dress A Man Up Like An Old Lady And Push Her Down The Stairs. If You Want To Make Comedy Writers Laugh, You Push An Actual Old Lady Down The Stairs.

Everybody Kind Of Gets To Be The Person They Didn't Get To Be.