Every Character I Do Is Something Special

I've Never Been One To Sit Back And Go, 'i'd Better Do What The Audience Wants Me To Do, Because I Don't Want To Lose Them.'

150 People Die Every Year From Being Hit By Falling Coconuts. Not To Worry, Drug Makers Are Developing A Vaccine.

Comedy Started Out As My Hobby And Then It Became My Profession. It's Like Being On Call All The Time, Like Having A Built-in Beeper. You Can't Just Leave The Office And Relax Because You Never Know When You'll Think Of Something Funny.

Life Opens Up Opportunities To You, And You Either Take Them Or You Stay Afraid Of Taking Them.

Everything You Gain In Life Will Rot And Fall Apart, And All That Will Be Left Of You Is What Was In Your Heart.