Ever Since I Can Remember I Was

Rule Number One: Why Is It That The One Time A Cute Guy Talks To You, You Have A Friend Who's In Crisis?

Retribution Is Tricky. . . . The Insult Isn't Usually Worth The Risk Of Punishment. And Eventually One Learns That Karma Has A Surprising Way Of Taking Care Of These Situations. All You Have To Do Is Sit Back And Watch.

I Always Thought That There Was A Really Good Chance That I Wasn't Going To Get Married.

I Actually Don't Shop Very Much. I Have A Tendency To Rotate A Few Pairs Of Ripped Jeans And An Old Cashmere Sweater.

I Don't Like To Think Of Myself As A 'virgin'. I Prefer To Think Of Myself As 'sexually Incomplete'. You Know. Like I Haven't Finished The Course Yet.